L: Yes, aren't alpacas smaller and they have those cute topknots of fluff?
J: Yup. They look like people sometimes.
L: People? The alpacas?
J: Yeah, the people in The Planet of the Apes.
L: You mean the apes?
J was putting away dishes and I was rearranging stuff in the fridge when he suddenly remarks: Chocolate covered strawberries
L: uh huh
J: They do not appeal to me.
L: Me neither.
J: Just in case you were thinking of getting me some- don't.
L: Well, darn. There goes my Valentine's gift idea. Now whatever will I do?
From the other room, Ameranth is laughing at us.
I love you anyway, you crazy man.