Ameranth stomped by from her computer, declaring "I am going to get dressed because I am angry at something on the Internet!"
Me:" Oh, it's going to be a good day"
A: "Yes, yes it is!"
Me: "I was being sarcastic, but if you want we can go that way- Yes, it will be good"
A few minutes later, after explaining what ticked her off:
"Oh, the world is so not my oyster"
Me: "Instead of a pearl, you have grains of sand?"
A: "Stinky, stinky fish-smelling grains of sand"
Another few minutes later I hear singing: "Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee" so I guess the day is looking up.