I was trying calm Boomer down this morning, and complained to J as he walked into the room: "I can't give him the least bit of attention without him getting way too excited and wanting to jump all over me!'
Mr Crazy immediately said "Of course not, he's a male!"
Then, just now he sniffed the air and said the baking cake smelled good. I was in the next room and asked him what the timer said, but got no answer. He came in and asked if I had asked him something?
"Yes, what does the timer say?"
"Ha, the timer can't talk!"
Hardy har har.